Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Since it's already paz midnight... it's officially 1/5 in sg... LABOUR DAY STARTS... n i shall hav my slp b4 i start mugging... been blogging only now coz i was slping when i came home... den when my mother drag me up i went to eat dinner n den played DOTA coz i was requested to... so here's d post now...
P.S de following text may cause u to freeze at some parts... so plz off ur fan or air-con or wateva n turn on ur heater... it is advisable to stay inside n oven reading de following passages... plz set ur oven temp to 200 degress celcius n stay inside... for ur own safety... plz do not try jumping up to turn on d power if u r TOO SHORT... u may DIE~!!! So dun come collecting undertaker fees frm me...
U may start reading now... Plz read finish d whole thing n take note of especially d last paragraph... READ AT UR OWN RISK...
ok... so i'm supposed to blog abt d Physics n SS MR yesterday... bleh... all i can say is phy i screw a LITTLE bit... phew... i'm desperate for an A1 in phy... seriously... looks like dis is d only chance... n i totally luv d 5 yrs series man... n Mr Ng... U ROX~!!! d qn he went thru on sat... during d remedial... 80% came out... serve dose ppl right for nt coming... heng i gt go... it wasn't a wasted trip.. phew... n d qns r 100% d same... quantities oso same... d trestle qn for example... hahas... ms angelin wong is really lazy... copy n paste 5 yr series questions... w/o changing anything... n her claz die coz she nvr taught much... instead other class benefited... woohoo... ok dun let my happiness go over me... i still hav papers to sit for... n i dun wish to hav too high expectations for anything... it's ok to aim high... den expect low... den it would come out high... dats wat i learnt... when u expect high... u will tend to hav higher chances getting lower... n get depressed over it... den if u expect low... u will tend to hav higher chances getting higher... n happy over it... like some ppl was saying spec liaoz... spec liaoz... den come out he ASM... it's very obvious who i m referring to... let's stand up n 让位给阿公坐... d NCC Air hierarchy like arrange according to "AGE"... wif ah gong n ah ma on top... as d saying goes ladies 1st... so ah ma on top... den go down until LZK... he smallest sia... brain haven't develop yet... so plz understand him... dat explains y he always act retards... always think he very big n scold juniors when he himself nvr wear collar pin... woohaa... vulgarities somemore... LZK is gonna K.I.D~!!!
ok let's drift back to d original topic... ooosh... argh i've shot my own leg n i'm lame... brr i'm gonna die... it's so cold... brr... so den was SS MR... kind of hav no time to finish... dang... should hav started on essay but was busy writing abt ****... opps... nvm... shall not elaborate further... so i mange to finish d SBQ... n d sucessful part abt SEQ... DUMB... if i hav wrote faster at 1st... i would hav finished d paepr... n yes... IF... so i'm screwed... can only depend on my history elec... hav to score dam bloody well to get A1... yea... like bloody sunday like dat... BLOODY... dam it la.. dey fight n fight so much for wat... until nw still fight... dey like fighting arh... den we hav to write essays regarding thier fight... dat's DUMB...
ok so aft using d screwdriver to screw my SS... i did managed to screw it... yea... i screwed SS... Woot~!!! den aft screwing my SS... i went to d air store wif yz... saw ah ma n alfro d 2nd... did i saw a monkey or did i nt i've forgotten... n did i miz out any AH YES... i oso can't rmb... maybe i didn't bend my kness or something... ok so dunno when i saw monkey n he say dunno wat nid d NRICs of dose 10 ppl going NEWater plant... den he say he SMSed dem telling dem to fall in... so actually... he used d calling list... n d calling list is pathetically screwed... so some numbers was supposed to b under d parents column... instead it ended up in own no. column... n yea... SOME ONLY... dats EXACTLY de point... nt ALL... so AH YES hav to do something abt it... den some bird has become so heavy dat his wings could not fly anymore so *BAM* he landed in CHS... he den went to d air store to borrow some fuel to fly... but we very niao de... so we asked him go Track And Field aka TAF train to become skinnier so as to fly again...
ok... so 7 out of 10 fall in... richie was dere... looks like he only kao bei CCK... coz his face turned kao bei when CCK came... den his face was ok when i was dere... or any of d other NCOs... hmm... is CCK de prob? i dunno dun care (DKDC)... for dose who dunno wat DKDC means... dere u go... still dun get it... DUMB... now follo my instructions n u will get it... raise up ur right hand... n giv a tight SLAP to ur face... *piak* dere u go... get it? NO? den turn to ur right... c d wall dere? run straight towards it... *BOOM*... now u get it? yea so cya in d hospital... so aft dat we went to eat lunch at d pri sch canteen wif jerrell keep pouring his hydrochloric acid over me... well dat SURE is sour... *ahem* so on d wa n while eating... we were pouring acids all over each other n make all of us feel SOUR... well... d chem lab nid new supplies of acid liaoz... aft we pour so many... well i think we should stop pouring HCl liaoz... u noe y? coz when u pour HCl dere's nth left in ur stomach to digest de food u eat... den u dun absorb nutrients... n u wun GROW taller... well it has been proven... a perfect example... AH YES...
so aft lunch we went back to d air store n continue pouring acid all over... well de QM should hav a hard time cleaning up de acid... but he himself oso gt pour... serves him right... bleh... xP so actually ah ma took a video... but realised dat it contains too many things to be censored... so he/she del it... so dere u go... d content is CENSORED...
Monkey worte tis on de board... it sure is amazing dat monkeys could write dat well... even thought thier brain has not fully evolved frm de ape's age...
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Woot~! TYZ's record broken... by me... tis time it's 201... purposely 1 more... u noe... 61~!
ok i'm gonna make my stand... i noe i hav offended many ppl in tis post... n dey will b all out to kill me... hmm... murder is a crime... so think 1st... o btw... i tried to write tis post using a retarded mindset like LZK's... but i only managed to mimic 50% of his retardedness... I tried to imagine wat he would write as a retarded mind... blehx... 50% is a passed... how abt 49%... since 失败乃成功之母... so muz fail 1st... a few mistakes dat i hav made...
1. He could nvr do well for physics...
2. He could nvr not screw Social Studies...
3. He could nvr type so long wif his retarded mind...
4. He could nvr noe how to use a camera... much less take photos using a hp...
5. He could nvr noe how to upload pics into a blog...
6. He could nvr noe how to create a blog...
7. He could nvr EVER do as many pumpings as me... how abt nt even a quarter...
yea so basically dats all... in LZK's name... Aaaaaaaaaa men...
P.S de following text may cause u to freeze at some parts... so plz off ur fan or air-con or wateva n turn on ur heater... it is advisable to stay inside n oven reading de following passages... plz set ur oven temp to 200 degress celcius n stay inside... for ur own safety... plz do not try jumping up to turn on d power if u r TOO SHORT... u may DIE~!!! So dun come collecting undertaker fees frm me...
U may start reading now... Plz read finish d whole thing n take note of especially d last paragraph... READ AT UR OWN RISK...
ok... so i'm supposed to blog abt d Physics n SS MR yesterday... bleh... all i can say is phy i screw a LITTLE bit... phew... i'm desperate for an A1 in phy... seriously... looks like dis is d only chance... n i totally luv d 5 yrs series man... n Mr Ng... U ROX~!!! d qn he went thru on sat... during d remedial... 80% came out... serve dose ppl right for nt coming... heng i gt go... it wasn't a wasted trip.. phew... n d qns r 100% d same... quantities oso same... d trestle qn for example... hahas... ms angelin wong is really lazy... copy n paste 5 yr series questions... w/o changing anything... n her claz die coz she nvr taught much... instead other class benefited... woohoo... ok dun let my happiness go over me... i still hav papers to sit for... n i dun wish to hav too high expectations for anything... it's ok to aim high... den expect low... den it would come out high... dats wat i learnt... when u expect high... u will tend to hav higher chances getting lower... n get depressed over it... den if u expect low... u will tend to hav higher chances getting higher... n happy over it... like some ppl was saying spec liaoz... spec liaoz... den come out he ASM... it's very obvious who i m referring to... let's stand up n 让位给阿公坐... d NCC Air hierarchy like arrange according to "AGE"... wif ah gong n ah ma on top... as d saying goes ladies 1st... so ah ma on top... den go down until LZK... he smallest sia... brain haven't develop yet... so plz understand him... dat explains y he always act retards... always think he very big n scold juniors when he himself nvr wear collar pin... woohaa... vulgarities somemore... LZK is gonna K.I.D~!!!
ok let's drift back to d original topic... ooosh... argh i've shot my own leg n i'm lame... brr i'm gonna die... it's so cold... brr... so den was SS MR... kind of hav no time to finish... dang... should hav started on essay but was busy writing abt ****... opps... nvm... shall not elaborate further... so i mange to finish d SBQ... n d sucessful part abt SEQ... DUMB... if i hav wrote faster at 1st... i would hav finished d paepr... n yes... IF... so i'm screwed... can only depend on my history elec... hav to score dam bloody well to get A1... yea... like bloody sunday like dat... BLOODY... dam it la.. dey fight n fight so much for wat... until nw still fight... dey like fighting arh... den we hav to write essays regarding thier fight... dat's DUMB...
ok so aft using d screwdriver to screw my SS... i did managed to screw it... yea... i screwed SS... Woot~!!! den aft screwing my SS... i went to d air store wif yz... saw ah ma n alfro d 2nd... did i saw a monkey or did i nt i've forgotten... n did i miz out any AH YES... i oso can't rmb... maybe i didn't bend my kness or something... ok so dunno when i saw monkey n he say dunno wat nid d NRICs of dose 10 ppl going NEWater plant... den he say he SMSed dem telling dem to fall in... so actually... he used d calling list... n d calling list is pathetically screwed... so some numbers was supposed to b under d parents column... instead it ended up in own no. column... n yea... SOME ONLY... dats EXACTLY de point... nt ALL... so AH YES hav to do something abt it... den some bird has become so heavy dat his wings could not fly anymore so *BAM* he landed in CHS... he den went to d air store to borrow some fuel to fly... but we very niao de... so we asked him go Track And Field aka TAF train to become skinnier so as to fly again...
ok... so 7 out of 10 fall in... richie was dere... looks like he only kao bei CCK... coz his face turned kao bei when CCK came... den his face was ok when i was dere... or any of d other NCOs... hmm... is CCK de prob? i dunno dun care (DKDC)... for dose who dunno wat DKDC means... dere u go... still dun get it... DUMB... now follo my instructions n u will get it... raise up ur right hand... n giv a tight SLAP to ur face... *piak* dere u go... get it? NO? den turn to ur right... c d wall dere? run straight towards it... *BOOM*... now u get it? yea so cya in d hospital... so aft dat we went to eat lunch at d pri sch canteen wif jerrell keep pouring his hydrochloric acid over me... well dat SURE is sour... *ahem* so on d wa n while eating... we were pouring acids all over each other n make all of us feel SOUR... well... d chem lab nid new supplies of acid liaoz... aft we pour so many... well i think we should stop pouring HCl liaoz... u noe y? coz when u pour HCl dere's nth left in ur stomach to digest de food u eat... den u dun absorb nutrients... n u wun GROW taller... well it has been proven... a perfect example... AH YES...
so aft lunch we went back to d air store n continue pouring acid all over... well de QM should hav a hard time cleaning up de acid... but he himself oso gt pour... serves him right... bleh... xP so actually ah ma took a video... but realised dat it contains too many things to be censored... so he/she del it... so dere u go... d content is CENSORED...
Monkey worte tis on de board... it sure is amazing dat monkeys could write dat well... even thought thier brain has not fully evolved frm de ape's age...
.jpg)
Woot~! TYZ's record broken... by me... tis time it's 201... purposely 1 more... u noe... 61~!
ok i'm gonna make my stand... i noe i hav offended many ppl in tis post... n dey will b all out to kill me... hmm... murder is a crime... so think 1st... o btw... i tried to write tis post using a retarded mindset like LZK's... but i only managed to mimic 50% of his retardedness... I tried to imagine wat he would write as a retarded mind... blehx... 50% is a passed... how abt 49%... since 失败乃成功之母... so muz fail 1st... a few mistakes dat i hav made...
1. He could nvr do well for physics...
2. He could nvr not screw Social Studies...
3. He could nvr type so long wif his retarded mind...
4. He could nvr noe how to use a camera... much less take photos using a hp...
5. He could nvr noe how to upload pics into a blog...
6. He could nvr noe how to create a blog...
7. He could nvr EVER do as many pumpings as me... how abt nt even a quarter...
yea so basically dats all... in LZK's name... Aaaaaaaaaa men...
2:33:00 am