Thursday, May 24, 2007

ok... i shall update... my blog haven't even started to rot... n my tagboard is flooded already... well sort of... i shall start wif sat den... sat i went down for aero... when i no nid to go... dam sianz at home so i juz went down... on my own pace... stay dere until like 4+ den go home... n sunday was practically sleeping day... den mon stayed back aft sch to do de phy SPA ws den aft handing in being called dwn by AH YES for a VERY IMPORTANT stuff... dat is paz de key to john lau which i took it back later coz he oso dun wan... wth... den stayed wif john until 5+ n went home... den tues went to find Mr Goh for de $ for de shooting... $420 for all le... wa seh... carry $420 ard... dam stress... den wed went shooting... bang bang... drill dem in air con rm... PT oso... den aft shooting got to noe dat i'm a Part B UDI... it was supposed to b a promotion... but i dun feel anything leh... it's oso staff... so nt much diff... nvm lor... nw gt part liaoz... den today settle camp stuff in de morn... whole day watch movie... except phy n last lesson... sianz... watch final fantasy... ONLY... yea coz we gt no more PG movies... cody gt 1 M18 de but mr talib dun allow us to watch.... sianz... yea so dats all... summary seh... following by pics... n a video...

Took this on sat... look at de crane... wanted to take on fri night but too dark... so took on sat morning instead... juz beside bishan MRT...

Ammo for paper ball 'fight'... wow... juz look at de amt... lolz... dam nice sia...

Math lesson b4 the paper ball 'fight'... we all kept waiting for de bell to ring... den de war will start...

the bell finally rang... so de war officially began... grab ammo n chiong arh...

the video on de short paper ball 'fight'... lolz... dam funny... it wasn't a fight la actually... sort of juz throwing...

Mr Danny Tan talking to Siau... he did something wrong... again... lolz... 习惯成自然...

oso taken on mon... aft sch went air store... john lau look dem '帅' in this pic... ahem... holding de pacestick n wearing de sash...

taken on wed shooting... frm de very old pentium 1 computer... dat lags like shit... xD

Fig 12 last LETTER to us... found tis in de air store today... dam nice sia... it's written n DAM BROKEN LANGUAUGE...

chance upon tis video... quite enjoyed it... no offence to christians though... dun come sue me... as de video is nt mine...

yea so dats all... i'm going sec 3 camp soon... gotta go pack... n de annual camp is aft dat... GG liaoz... Part B UDI... SO???

Friday, May 18, 2007

yea so totall was practically a training day... but b4 dat of coz hav lessons... duh... dun wish to talk abt lessons... as i can't rmb clearly aft wat had happened... yea yea... my memory is failing coz of my sianess... yea so nth much actually... den aft sch went for de stupid HCL oral... dam sianz... last person out of 19 ppl dere... we haven't even start den warren already finish his test le... den dam sianz... while waiting.... look down frm de window of de claz so land doing drills... no comments... but seriously SLJB dam kind... even non UG ppl saw oso say thier sec 2s deserved to b pumped as thier hands nvr swing orderly... yea so juz a small little comment... nt trying to flame NCC Land or something... yea den was watching CHS softball team trashing a darn noob sch... thrower sux... batter keep out n out by strikes... dam owned... den keep hearing YES SGT... coz sec 1s doing drills in fall in area... dam sianz... wan go for training early oso can't... saw john on de opp side at de fitness corner dere... his command dam clear frm de claz... samula... well which sec 2 dares to say cannot hear him anymore??? anyone??? haiz in d end went for training at 4+... juz nice come dwn stairs... i heard sec 1s... kelaur baris... den all run past me le... so juz changed to pt kit... sianz... no chance of wearing no. 3... blehz... waste my time pinning de badges up... so went for pt... dam short PT... until ard 5pm only... den had to go store prepare for de STAND BY UNIVERSE... lolz... tis time was better... 160 only... so clear it n went back for RT for sec 1s n sec 2s... more scolding frm john lau... so i took sec 1s for games... decided to join 1 group as dey were kenna trashed... but no time at all as everything dam rush... wasted time at stand by universe... den debrief... so all stay back aft dismissal... went to de sec 1s part... while sec 2s continued to b scolded... dunno for wat... dun wish to noe oso... so talked cock wif sec 1s wif yz n warren while dey check thier particulars... kinda funny wif warren's cold jokes n mine too... hahax... yz oso sometimes... yea so basically dats de whole training... n surprisingly... reuben yee came for training today... n i was shocked to c him in de air store... his att totally changed... became better den some air ppl frm his claz... other den my spec... who arh? dam obvious... yea dats all for training... found out reuben yee was a nice guy... so de following r pics n video... enjoy...

took tis 3 pics quite long ago... keep forgetting to post dem up... y in de world would a SMRT bus park at my house below dat carpark? how would i noe... dam coolz... but wierd... lolz...

tis 3 coolz pics of my dam "SHORT" socks... wanted to attitude chng... keep catching ppl for ankle socks tis wk... u c... even Mr Julian Teo oso wears ankle socks... u bitch... old hag... muz b bf ditched her... den she buay song come scold n scold... ppl DM dun care... u idiot care wat...

pic taken during chem spa... when everyone is listening to ms qiu n doing thier experiment... obtaining salt using de titration method...

Sodium hydroxide (NaOH) wif indicator phenolphthalein in de solution... as phenolphthalein turns pink in alkaline solutions... dat's y it turn tis colour... after adding HCl in... it will turn colourless...

Rong Yang sent me tis video... poor cockroach... look wat dey did to it...

yea i think basically dats all for now... gotta go into hibernation mode soon...

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Sianz... tis few days do everything oso no mood... dam tired... brain cells all dying... can't concentrate on wat i do... can't think properly... been feeling dat i'm such a noob... easy to accomplished task became dam hard for me... i lacked de energy to do anything... hard to get happy... well... de worst part is... i dun even noe wtf is de reason... well ppl may say dat thier results nt gd so dey dam sianz or wat... yea true enough my results ain't dat fantastic... but i noe it's nt becoz of my results dat i became like tis... i even gt a feeling of nt to bother abt my results... i starting to get tired of life... simply find it a torture... dunno y... dratz... i'm getting so emo... n i can't escape frm it... sooner or later... i'll become bochap of everything if tis gets worse... sianz... my mind is filled up wif many words... sianz sianz sianz n more sianz... every ea of my brain cells carry de word sianz la i guess... nth is nt sianz nw... how i wish i can find a place to shout out all de way... release some stress b4 i get killed... by myself... n u noe wat dat means... i seriously hope i wun do it n get well... looking for a place to shout out dam loud... n no 1 will care... well... it's hard to find such a place in sg... so i think i got to do wif tmr's training den... so if u c me shouting like mad tmr... dun blame me... n relax... i shout only... no pump n pump... yea so dats all... i think i better go to hibernation state for tis weekends... slp n slp... zZzzz

yea so finally... i like to end wif a few sentences... SCREW DE CHINESE HOD LA... LAST MIN DEN TELL US TMR GT ORAL... FRI ORAL WED AFTERNOON DEN SAY... BLOODY HELL LA... WASTE OUR TIME... ORAL SO MUCH FOR WAT??? IDIOTIC...

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

1st it was my internet prob... den nw it's my MSN... dunno wth happened... juz nw i said not much ppl online right? it's becoz my stupid MSN gt prob... dam it la... it totally froze at de point when i signed in... n who r online n who r offline at dat time is displayed... even at 9+... no change at all... can talk to ppl... but no reply frm dem... heng i went to SMS jon... ask him y he nvr go online... den he said he did... i was like wondering y coz i saw my MSN displayed him as offline... den i went to sign out n sign in... den suddenly it's ok le... all became online... confirm is prob... if nt how cna 30+ ppl go online at de same time... sianz la...

o yea... juz nw went to read CSY blog... read abt de 911 thingy... how coincident it is... shall show de email i recieve... though a lot of ppl may read it b4...

INCREDIBLE THINGS

HAPPEN IN AMERICA ...

1? ) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...

2? ) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below


3 ? ) Fold the other end, exactly as before



4 ? ) Now, simply turn it over...


What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!

COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough, here is what you've seen...




Firstly The Pentagon on fire...



Then The Twin Towers...

... And now ... look at this!



TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE

$20 BILL

MORE THAN TRIPLE

WHAT IS 9+11=

YES YOU GOT IT 20

rmb read de btm post... if u haven't read yet... check clearly...

10:07:00 pm

It's 9.26pm now n not much ppl r online... sianz... wan DOTA oso dunno find who? how come today so dam little ppl online arh?? sianz... today dam boring... slp n slp in claz... like gt free periods n i slp... den de lessons hav only de going thru of SS paper... when i copy n copy of de SBQ when i get full marks... i was totally sianz la... my essay gt 3 marks only... coz no time write finish... wateva i wrote i gt de marks... mean i get full marks for wat i wrote... but dose i didn't hav time to write... no marks la duh... in d end i screw ss up... 16/25 haiz... o yea... de PE lesson more sianz... mr chew nvr come... so dat idiotic ms chng came took us... say we play frisbee... den gt ppl keep asking her whether can play soccer... den she pissed off... shouted out, "u all dun wan play frisbee wan run 2.4 is it?" den dat jonathan ang hav top shout out a loud YES when he nvr hear anything... den chng buay song make us run... wif jun han... since he haven't take 2.4... so i paced wif him for 1 round... den chng asked us stop... den pulled dose wif anke socks out... dunno wat shit keep scolding... i tio oso... coz my socks slipped down... say wat thier standard is 3 fingers above shoe... wth la... how to pull so high... den pump our whole class... asked us to hold in pumping postition... dose nvr caught for ankle hold in pumping position for 5 mins... for us... 10 mins... den aft de 5 mins dey recover den we continue hold... den de 5 mins dam long la... confirm more den 5 mins de... coz for de 1st 5 mins dam fast la... den scold n scold... asked us tmr 7am go find her... wa lao... den i 7am nid go report to mr teo... den she asked me n jia kiat 6.45am report...wth la... how reach so early... my 1st bus at de bus stop dere 6+ leh... i nid like 45 mins to reach sch la... becoz de stupid bus go so slow... nid 10-15 mins den reach MRT... den 15 mins for MRT... 10 mins for walking to sch... + waiting time leh... total fastest i tried b4 oso nid like 30-35 mins... how la u tell me? dam chng la... mr teo oso care only during attire check... u care wat shit... bloody hell... wat's wrong wif wearing ankle... nt dat i nvr pull la... it slip dwn la... MY FAULT ARH... FUCK~!!! dam piss off now la... rmb read de btm post... if u haven't read yet... check clearly...

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

back to lessons today... nth much... 1st period HCL... do wat oral thingy... for once i actually did it wif des n yong yuan... coz we r supposed to do in grps mah... den 2nd period was mr danny tan's lesson... forgot wat we did... den was math... mr paul lee brought us to de com lab to do de statistic poster... i brought my laptop down wif des since we both brought to sch... agreed to use it to do stats poster if gt free period... den how we noe mr lee bring us down... win liaoz lor.. so we did de stats poster using my laptop... n i practically came here n tag... haha xD... gt internet mah... so den aft dat is eng... went up to claz late as i took my time... anyway mr lawrence tan oso nvr say anything... so we were asked to do a reflective essay on our passion... 100-200 words... n when i asked him wat if we wrote more den 200 words... he said he would burn it... dunno whether he jk or nt la... better keep within de limit lor... den recess... aft recess was geo... mr talib went thru on floods... den we watched a movie... using desmond's laptop... since mr talib nvr bring his tablet up coz he dunno our DVD player spoil... forgot wat was dat le... i was sitting behind using my laptop... trying to get internet access but can't... =( den last period was chem... ms qiu went thru preparing of salts... wth... i read thru de slides le lor... she put on sharepoint liaoz... den i thought nid study for mid yr den i go read... so chim den... n since i saved de slides... i was using my laptop n reading de slides behind before she go thru... lolz... i totally noe wat was coming up nxt when she press enter... xD

aft sch had to complete de stats poster... wat did des do arh? hmm... how abt nth much... dam little lor he do... but nvm... den finish stats poster... we wanted to play DOTA... connected both our com using de LAN cable... but dunno y cannot work leh... den instead we went to play maple... lolz... wanted to do PQ... using our noob char... but too long... so we went to play audi... n i totally thrashed him... lolz...

aft dat went down air store help clean de store... at 1st was abit sianz... until i start throwing de towers on de mirrors in de toilet... den things began dam fun... we practically having fun cleaning de store la... DA M FUN xD... den i went to de fall in area... played wif de fire hose... "washed" de whole fall in area... u can c de water... dam black... n u open full blast de hose... de water can push u back when u shoot against de wall... de water dam qiang... de annual camp nights r gonna b fun... xD ok dose who went to clean de store....

me of coz...
ah yes aka bh...
marcus...
min ron...
you zhe...
jerrell...
warren (went for 3rd lang but came back)...
jonathan (did he clean at all? he totally disappeared)...

so aft dat ard 7+ went to eat wif marcus, min ron, jerrell n warren... ah yes went home... yz oso... coz he no $$... when we left... jon was still nowhere to b found... so we lock de air store n put his bag outside... we went eat mac... while eating we talked a lot of cock... dam funny la... i saw 4 ppl using laptops of de same model as mine in mac... dell inspiron 640m... dam 邪门...

to de sec 2s... it's nt john lau who wans to pump u all... we r under de orders of ppl of higher authority... even higher den warren n de CLTs... who arh? u all go guess lor... thought dey nvr say directly... it's dam obvious...

so yea dat's all... had a fun day though... xD btw... look at de time... 11.11pm... nice... 1111... haha

Monday, May 14, 2007

Well... u may start wondering wth my title means... but u will noe later... b patient... ok... de day started quite early today... saw a red figure wif a white watch walking towards me... a moving target... on de bus... wth... den sch was as usual... wif double period of math having as "free" periods... when mr paul lee asked us to do our statistics poster... so i n des went ard asking for ppl's height... n age... n whether do dey think dey r considered tall, short or avg for thier age... yea... my survey is pretty simple n neat... dats exactly it... so aft de double period was eng... mr lawrence tan went thru de md yr eng compre... de knock wood n plastic dat knock many ppl out... yea... so i went to asked abt his height n is a pretty much of a suan... xP can't blame me... i nid data... den was physics... asked mr ng abt de qns oso... den he talked abt a new chapter... light... mostly stuff we learnt in sec 2... but hor... only gt 1 thing xtra lor... forgot wat's tat called... opps... den was chem... ms qiu came into de claz wif a pissed off face... coz we didn't score very well for chem... den aft dat she kinda cooled dwn... so went to ask her de qns as well... den went to talk wif flimPy... abt some guy... yea shall nt mention who to prevent anymore flaming sessions... den was last period HCL... didn't do much... copied down some qn for oral... supposed to write out wat we can say during oral for de qn but i wonder who did it... so den aft HCL went down air store helped clean... den here comes de STAND BY UNIVERSE...

Well... it's actually a store inspection by sir teo... we were caught for a lot of things... 1 long list frm warren... including some dam niao things... like bags nt face de same side... 10 pumpings... no.4 boots shoelace nt same side... 5 pumpings... socks not all pure white... gt some CH socks... nvr standadize... 28 pumpings coz we gt 14 ppl... wow... n dats only a small part of it... n we did 250 in total... AH YES... dam sick... nvm abt it... we r gonna hav it AGAIN... tis fri... so yea... STAND BY UNIVERSE... so gotta sew my 3SG rank... all better sew hor... later say nt standadize again... AH YES recommended me de uncle at katib dere... say gt starch ranks... dam cool... so i shall go try... $6 for both no. 3 n 4... so i going tmr... anyone going wif me? actually... de time now is 1.17am on de 15th le... but i dun wan u all mix up de date... so nth happened... c my tagboard lor... <<<

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Screw my Internet... keep having wat ip address conflict wif another system on de network... den dunno wat shit... cut off my internet... every 30 sec... wth... heng now stable le... conflict conflict conflict... dam f***ed up... i hate de word CONFLICT~!!!

Nvm... tis weekend nth much... sat went sch took IFC n re-drill mutual... in d end drill mutual i only add 1 mark... frm 41 to 42... haiz... den IFC i got only 38... haiz... total 80/100... nvm... 1 step nearer to my 2SG... but i can't c y some things happen... y would i... well nvm... suffer in silence it's such a gd feeling... argh... i simply luv toturing myself... so nxt step is to chiong for OOC... nt Out Of Course but Overall Outstanding Cadet in spec course... well i dun think i can get... so how abt platoon best... or even flight best is ok le... u c... during spec course we will b split up into at least 2 platoons... den inside ea platoons... dere r a number of flights... yea so dats all... i wan something... at least some recognitions... to mend my broken heart... well it sounds like i m unsatisfied... but nvm... yes i m... so wat abt it? wat can i do? nth actually... so y bother? i juz carry on doing wateva i think i want to do... n i feel it's right... of coz nt commiting crimes... i wun b dat stupid... well... yea i'm a noob... so wat? maybe i should care less of wat ppl think abt me... compare so much for? wat d i get? work so hard for? I juz simply hate de word CONFLICT n de word BIAS... dats all... tis 2 r de worst a human can b... y m i typing all tis? i oso dunno... yea so screw myself... n screw life... dats all...

Friday, May 11, 2007

风水轮流转分数大交换... sianz arh... i can only use tis 10 words to describe my results... dun wish to say anymore... can only wait until de green book comes... den is blah blah blah nagging time... n todays training... nth much to say oso... started late coz of dat stupid going thru of elec hist paper... sianz... now gotta prepare no. 4 for tmr... hope i can score dam well in IFC mutual n drill mutual... den i can slack abit for my other parts liaoz...

I wish to end with... 39~!!! NOT 40~!!! 39~!!! lolz... no pics... sianz paper not wif me...

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Well I did something to de date n time... nvm... Wif refrence to de date... today was a dam slack day... wif all de free periods... 1st period carpe diem... mr danny tan talk to us abt homecoming day... so free period... ask us discuz... den PE... played touch rugby... dam fun... den was math... mr paul lee gave us time to discuz statistics again... so i went down to 1-5 tell all of dem to go shooting today coz dey replacing 5 ppl frm dose cannot go shooting today... den came up... did abit on statistics... den nxt period is mr danny tan's period again... gave us time to discuz homecoming... den slack again... den recess... aft recess is his period again so same thing... n i slack n slack lor... den was assembly... dam long la... aft dat chiong to fall in area n bring de sec 1s to shooting... have to wait for dat ms saras to dismiz his 1-8 ppl b4 we can go shooting... wait dam long... den i went up... juz nice ms saras dismiz 1-8 liaoz... den i tell dem no nid change straight away go fall in... den aft dat gave dem 3 mins fall in at porch n we zao liaoz... walking halfway dere it began to rain... sianz... small rain sia... so asked dem take out thier umbrellas if dey hav n shelter thier frienz lor... den aft dat took de mrt to yishun n den walked to yishun SAFRA in de rain... x( den started de shooting session wif de comp prob... den de guy come n he spent like 15 mins juz to get it working... sianz... den let de sec 1s shoot n as usual recorded de score... well... den colin chng came... n we 3 did shoot abit... den warren came... oso gt shoot... n dey kept shooting... bleh... let de sec 1s shoot more la... left abit time so let those nid more improvement de shoot lor... well dey did quite abit improvement... den de lane 2 was a cork up riffle so we used dat to shoot lor... den de sec 1s used lane 2 n 3... den aft dat dismiz dem n dats all... Hmm... wonder how was de training for de sec 2s...

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Well... today dam slack... aft mid yrs... 1 wk + of not having lessons is over... den dam sianz... 1st period HCL liaoz... she gave us 2001 n 2002 de oral papers let us read den pick some go out read... den i ended up talking to warren, marcus n desmond... 2nd period was like history or SS i forget le... anyway both same is Mr Danny Tan's lesson... den he MC... free period liaoz... so i went to sec 1 claz ask dem fall in aft sch... for de shooting briefing... n aft dat came up listen to MP3 n lie down on table n slp... until de 10 mins break... AH YES come to wake me up... u c... his mouth juz nice at my ear dere when he's standing straight n i'm sitting down n lying on de table... hahas... jkjk sia... dun gay me AH YES... or u DIE~!!! so aft dat was math period... Mr Paul Lee had to mark mid yrs as de results muz come out by thurs or fri coz stupid MOE wans de result on mon... wth MOE wans for??? so dey chionging marking... den we free period again... den de relief teacher say Mr Paul Lee asked us to discuz statistics poster... den in d end become me, des n jun ting talking abt DOTA... saying whoose fat n wateva lame things... den was Mr Lawrence Tan's lesson... haiz... he took his "knock wood" compre come up to mark... while he gave us a journal to write... counted in dunno term 3 or term 2 de... den was recess... den geo... Mr Talib started talking abt de geo MR... didn't hear much... coz de claz was dam noisy... so i ended up lying on de table do nth... den was phy/chem... it's supposed to b phy tis wk... den i was wondering y Ms Qiu came in... den in d end she came in only talk to us abit only... den Mr Ng came... so had phy lesson... he went thru 1 whole lesson abt de whole chapter of kinetic movement of particle... dam easy... no kicks... i almost fallen asleep... but had to force myself to stay awake... den aft phy lesson went down to fall in area... den brief dose going shooting tmr de... had quite a fast briefing... den i went home lor... come home slack n slack... was talking to jerrell n finding songs frm juz now so nvr blog until now... well dat's all... xD

o yea... i forgot to mention for my last post... de sat dat juz paz was dam fun... wif bei er n melvin n marcus n so on... all de jokes come out when dey do de drill mutual... dam lmao la... den de IFC practical oso quite ok... xD yea dat's all... finally noe how to react when gt greneade le... hahx... when we sec 1 our platoon all fail coz greneade den we nvr react... xP tat's all... maybe go slp...

Monday, May 07, 2007

Lolx... Finally a post le... aft so long... aiya coz gt ppl keep asking me play dota... n i become lazy so i did not update lor... so as de title suggest... it's aft e mid years... so pure geo, chem, history elec, math paper 1 n math paper 2 overall was quite ok... dun wish to say everything out 1 by 1... lazy... hav no mood nowadays... is EMO coming? Noooo... Sheesh... AH YES... anyway... sat watch the eye... quite a nice show... though it's supposed to b a horrror movie... hahax... Well basically dats all for now as it's getting late... still gotta prepare for tmr... haiz... mid yrs finish le... lessons starting again... sianz... i starting to prefer mid yrs more den studying n having lessons la... i can mug better... xD yea so dats all...

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Ok... As some TRIPPLE SCIENCE students had said, de IQ test is INACCURATE... dey TRIPPLE SCIENCE leh... so MUZ BELIEVE DEM... to conclude... I M A NOOB DOUBLE SCIENCE STUDENT DAT HAS LOW IQ... yea dats right... I NOOB... I SUX... yea... xD Happy now? AH YES...

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Well i took an IQ test... n suprisingly de results is tis...

Your IQ is 132 your rating is Regional Genius

How does your result compare?

Since it's already paz midnight... it's officially 1/5 in sg... LABOUR DAY STARTS... n i shall hav my slp b4 i start mugging... been blogging only now coz i was slping when i came home... den when my mother drag me up i went to eat dinner n den played DOTA coz i was requested to... so here's d post now...

P.S de following text may cause u to freeze at some parts... so plz off ur fan or air-con or wateva n turn on ur heater... it is advisable to stay inside n oven reading de following passages... plz set ur oven temp to 200 degress celcius n stay inside... for ur own safety... plz do not try jumping up to turn on d power if u r TOO SHORT... u may DIE~!!! So dun come collecting undertaker fees frm me...

U may start reading now... Plz read finish d whole thing n take note of especially d last paragraph... READ AT UR OWN RISK...

ok... so i'm supposed to blog abt d Physics n SS MR yesterday... bleh... all i can say is phy i screw a LITTLE bit... phew... i'm desperate for an A1 in phy... seriously... looks like dis is d only chance... n i totally luv d 5 yrs series man... n Mr Ng... U ROX~!!! d qn he went thru on sat... during d remedial... 80% came out... serve dose ppl right for nt coming... heng i gt go... it wasn't a wasted trip.. phew... n d qns r 100% d same... quantities oso same... d trestle qn for example... hahas... ms angelin wong is really lazy... copy n paste 5 yr series questions... w/o changing anything... n her claz die coz she nvr taught much... instead other class benefited... woohoo... ok dun let my happiness go over me... i still hav papers to sit for... n i dun wish to hav too high expectations for anything... it's ok to aim high... den expect low... den it would come out high... dats wat i learnt... when u expect high... u will tend to hav higher chances getting lower... n get depressed over it... den if u expect low... u will tend to hav higher chances getting higher... n happy over it... like some ppl was saying spec liaoz... spec liaoz... den come out he ASM... it's very obvious who i m referring to... let's stand up n 让位给阿公坐... d NCC Air hierarchy like arrange according to "AGE"... wif ah gong n ah ma on top... as d saying goes ladies 1st... so ah ma on top... den go down until LZK... he smallest sia... brain haven't develop yet... so plz understand him... dat explains y he always act retards... always think he very big n scold juniors when he himself nvr wear collar pin... woohaa... vulgarities somemore... LZK is gonna K.I.D~!!!

ok let's drift back to d original topic... ooosh... argh i've shot my own leg n i'm lame... brr i'm gonna die... it's so cold... brr... so den was SS MR... kind of hav no time to finish... dang... should hav started on essay but was busy writing abt ****... opps... nvm... shall not elaborate further... so i mange to finish d SBQ... n d sucessful part abt SEQ... DUMB... if i hav wrote faster at 1st... i would hav finished d paepr... n yes... IF... so i'm screwed... can only depend on my history elec... hav to score dam bloody well to get A1... yea... like bloody sunday like dat... BLOODY... dam it la.. dey fight n fight so much for wat... until nw still fight... dey like fighting arh... den we hav to write essays regarding thier fight... dat's DUMB...

ok so aft using d screwdriver to screw my SS... i did managed to screw it... yea... i screwed SS... Woot~!!! den aft screwing my SS... i went to d air store wif yz... saw ah ma n alfro d 2nd... did i saw a monkey or did i nt i've forgotten... n did i miz out any AH YES... i oso can't rmb... maybe i didn't bend my kness or something... ok so dunno when i saw monkey n he say dunno wat nid d NRICs of dose 10 ppl going NEWater plant... den he say he SMSed dem telling dem to fall in... so actually... he used d calling list... n d calling list is pathetically screwed... so some numbers was supposed to b under d parents column... instead it ended up in own no. column... n yea... SOME ONLY... dats EXACTLY de point... nt ALL... so AH YES hav to do something abt it... den some bird has become so heavy dat his wings could not fly anymore so *BAM* he landed in CHS... he den went to d air store to borrow some fuel to fly... but we very niao de... so we asked him go Track And Field aka TAF train to become skinnier so as to fly again...

ok... so 7 out of 10 fall in... richie was dere... looks like he only kao bei CCK... coz his face turned kao bei when CCK came... den his face was ok when i was dere... or any of d other NCOs... hmm... is CCK de prob? i dunno dun care (DKDC)... for dose who dunno wat DKDC means... dere u go... still dun get it... DUMB... now follo my instructions n u will get it... raise up ur right hand... n giv a tight SLAP to ur face... *piak* dere u go... get it? NO? den turn to ur right... c d wall dere? run straight towards it... *BOOM*... now u get it? yea so cya in d hospital... so aft dat we went to eat lunch at d pri sch canteen wif jerrell keep pouring his hydrochloric acid over me... well dat SURE is sour... *ahem* so on d wa n while eating... we were pouring acids all over each other n make all of us feel SOUR... well... d chem lab nid new supplies of acid liaoz... aft we pour so many... well i think we should stop pouring HCl liaoz... u noe y? coz when u pour HCl dere's nth left in ur stomach to digest de food u eat... den u dun absorb nutrients... n u wun GROW taller... well it has been proven... a perfect example... AH YES...

so aft lunch we went back to d air store n continue pouring acid all over... well de QM should hav a hard time cleaning up de acid... but he himself oso gt pour... serves him right... bleh... xP so actually ah ma took a video... but realised dat it contains too many things to be censored... so he/she del it... so dere u go... d content is CENSORED...


Monkey worte tis on de board... it sure is amazing dat monkeys could write dat well... even thought thier brain has not fully evolved frm de ape's age...


Woot~! TYZ's record broken... by me... tis time it's 201... purposely 1 more... u noe... 61~!

ok i'm gonna make my stand... i noe i hav offended many ppl in tis post... n dey will b all out to kill me... hmm... murder is a crime... so think 1st... o btw... i tried to write tis post using a retarded mindset like LZK's... but i only managed to mimic 50% of his retardedness... I tried to imagine wat he would write as a retarded mind... blehx... 50% is a passed... how abt 49%... since 失败乃成功之母... so muz fail 1st... a few mistakes dat i hav made...

1. He could nvr do well for physics...
2. He could nvr not screw Social Studies...
3. He could nvr type so long wif his retarded mind...
4. He could nvr noe how to use a camera... much less take photos using a hp...
5. He could nvr noe how to upload pics into a blog...
6. He could nvr noe how to create a blog...
7. He could nvr EVER do as many pumpings as me... how abt nt even a quarter...

yea so basically dats all... in LZK's name... Aaaaaaaaaa men...

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